Wimp Retardant X-Hot Hot Sauce (5.7 fl.oz./170 ml)
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Ingredients: Red Habanero Peppers, Apple Cider Vinegar, Water Distilled Vinegar, Salt, Spices and Xanthan Gum.
Brand: Professor Payne Indeass's Hot Sauce
Manufacturer: Sauce Crafters