:Iguana Mean Green Jalapeno Hot Sauce (5 fl.oz./148 ml)
This Green Lizard from Costa Rica gives your tongue an island flavor burst without the intense heat. Rule of thumb: never drink tequila on an empty stomach. Second rule of thumb: don't drink and play with wild iguanas, especially large green ones. So's I grab this lunker iguana by the tail an wahd'ya thing he does? Whips around and bites me on the nose. Ouchywawa. My nose resembles hamburger and there aint a doc for 150 kilometers. A local senorita sees my predicament and motions for me to follow. She pulls a plump green pepper from the bodega, butterflies it with a rusy knife and spreads it out over my throbbing proboscis. Bueno she saz... That's hot I say, So how do you spell relief?
Ingredients: Jalapeno Peppers, Vinegar, Carrots, Sugar, Onions, Corn Starch, Salt, Garlic and Ascorbic Acid.
Brand: Iguana Hot Sauces
Manufacturer: Half Moon Bay Trading Co.